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HEY ASSHOLES

quit fuckin harassing my gf. YES we are really dating. if u fucking wanna insult someone insult me. leave my beautiful girlfriend outta this. you call her ugly cuz unlike you, SHES HAPPY! HA y’all make me laugh you sad sacks of shit! get a life and quit trying to cause problems just cuz y’all can’t get bfs or gfs

cosmicnine: I will reblog this every time I see it.
crossingheartsandminds: animalstalkinginallcaps: MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT? I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING OVER WE’RE LAYING DOWN GROUND RULES. YOU SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM, LIKE AN ADULT, YOU PUT THE SOAP BACK IN THE SOAP DISH, SPECIFICALLY INVENTED TO HOLD SOAP, AND YOU PUT THE NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMNED DISPENSER, NOT SITTING ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ROLL! UGH! IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A CAVEMAN! yup….thats me.
crossingheartsandminds: “Hey, can I look at your computer for a second? I just wanna che-“ HISSSSS NO. FUCK OFF!
inrobitrust: Funniest gif ever.
faeryslut: Word.